Dear bradbarrish.com,
I apologize for the lack of attention. I love you. I really do. I would not lie to you. You see there’s been things going on. Things that have been taking up my time. Life stuff. The suff that draws one away from their computer. I’ve been getting out more and while I haven’t forgotten about you, I realize that you may be feeling neglected. I think I probably would too. Don’t worry though, I’m not going anywhere. I just may not be around as much. I’ve got plans for us though, so don’t you worry. Things are going to change. I know I’ve made such promises before [and not kept them], but this time is different.
Love, Your Webmaster
P.S. You’re fly is undone.
